Because the Republicans are too chicken shit to go and fight an actual war they decided to create the War on Christmas. This song is for all the FOX News-humping patrio-fascists, gun-fondling gasbags and Christianity-bastardizing thugs.
Jesus Is The Reason For The Season
Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus is the reason for the season
And he's a Godly Republican
Santa's just another name for Satan
And even though Satan Claus is White
He's a godless European commie Pagan
Let's shoot him down tonight
Santa's elves are godless little commies
That is why they're always dressed in red
Turning children into mindless zombies
While nestled all snugly in their beds
We can no longer sing our Christmas carols
They've banned the nativity scene
The queers are donning their gay apparel
And replaced it with evil Halloween
We can no longer say Merry Christmas
They force us to say happy holidays
Referring to Hanukkah and Kwanzaa
Leading all the godly souls astray.
Get ready folks, the war in Christmas is about to make the headlines and Fox News.The vulgar season is approaching in a month or so and the filth on the right will be ginning up lies to tell the pious hypocritical fake Christians who live to show their phony moral outrage. Fox News is warming up the lie machine and filthy whores such as Sean Hannity, Jeanine Pirro, Tucker Carlson and that Nazi Laura Ingraham are waiting with bated breath to spew out their litany of lies, propaganda and hypocrisy to make their viewers cum in their pants.