More Republican Bullshit: The War On Christmas

The War On Christmas... More Republican Bullshit

 Because the Republicans are too chicken shit to go and fight an actual war they decided to create the War on Christmas. This song is for all the FOX News-humping patrio-fascists, gun-fondling gasbags and Christianity-bastardizing thugs.

Jesus Is The Reason For The Season Jesus is the reason for the season Jesus is the reason for the season Jesus is the reason for the season And he's a Godly Republican Santa's just another name for Satan And even though Satan Claus is White He's a godless European commie Pagan Let's shoot him down tonight Santa's elves are godless little commies That is why they're always dressed in red Turning children into mindless zombies While nestled all snugly in their beds We can no longer sing our Christmas carols They've banned the nativity scene The queers are donning their gay apparel And replaced it with evil Halloween We can no longer say Merry Christmas They force us to say happy holidays Referring to Hanukkah and Kwanzaa Leading all the godly souls astray.