How To Save The World From Republicans and Their Corporate Masters

 When the depraved GOP base started whining about the masks and vaccines and naive well meaning liberals pushed back I saw things differently. I research everything. As you may know Japan did not do lock downs or mask mandates because they didn't have to do so. The reason they were not required in Japan is because unlike Americans, the Japanese aren't, for lack of a better word, ASSHOLES! They see the rights and the well being of others as important as their own rights and well being. The Japanese are diminutive in physical stature buy the are adults, whereas many Americans are bratty toddlers waddling around in big fat beastly and sickly bodies. The fact that 5 times more Republican died of COVID and even more will die prematurely from the long term affects of long COVID does not sadden me. It makes me giddy. As cold as that sounds, my natural reaction comes from the fact that I have a granddaughter who will inherit a shitty world full of shitty people.

That 911 sign that filthy media and Republican shitheads are ginning up phony moral outrage over is my point when it comes to them and their hypocrisy, dishonesty, and overall depravity. It would take too long to explain to the obtuse American fast food intellectually laziness that climate change has probably killed more people than 911 but Americans are fat, greedy, hypocritical, gluttonous, easily led, lazy, and stupid. This is evident by the fact that so many of the still support Trump and spread the lies of the GOP and Fox News.  

Florida is a shit hole full of shitty people who elected criminal Rick Scott twice as governor and chose him over Bill Nelson for the US senate. When hurricanes slam Florida, condos that only millionaires can afford collapse and the ocean continues to encroach upon them I laugh and I say let the selfish lemmings waddle off the cliff and provide them will maps to make it even easier for them.

It does my heart good knowing that the life expectancy in the Bible Belt is low. Gluttony, smoking, guns, drugs, polluted water and coal plants are killing them. Let em die for their depravity and lies. Let Billy Bob pay through the nose to fuel his gas guzzler. And liberals need to wake up to the fact that Civil War had little to do with race and was almost entirely about the 1% at them time committing acts of treason and violence in order to keep free labor and maintain their vulgar life styles. The racism came later. Had the North executed every man who took up arms against the US the South would be paradise today. Depravity and evil is mostly a function of nature not nurture. Look at the Trump family who are children of Trump and gold diggers.  

I did some fuzzy math and I think it is possible to manufacture EVs for around $1000 - $1500 per unit. I owned a Datsun B-210 than got 50 MPG highway. At the time the VW Rabbit got 46 MPG and it was quite zippy. Today, cars are rip off, especially the German cars and VW, because of its environmental crimes. The suits at VW should be in prison. And BTW, the EPA doesn't test MPG, they rely on the manufacturers who bribe them to report to them just like the criminal FDA takes the word of the big pharma mob about the safety and efficacy of drugs. The greed driven Medical Mafia kills more Americans in one year than all of our wars combined. I digress. 

Responsible moral Americans and New Yorkers will do responsible things. For instance, during cold and flu season, I will put on a mask in stores and it is less about my health as I have a good immune system. I don't want to make innocent people sick. If I were at a Trump super spreader event and I had a respiratory infection I'd let my coughs and sneezed fly.  

Lawmakers need to ignore the shit industry tells them and seek out facts about engineering and science and seek the unbiased information and advice from people with no dog in the fight.  BTW, Elon Musk is an asshole and Tesla's are overly engineered junk but Tesla's junk is better than most of the other junk, that said the Ford F-150 Lighting really is something special.

Solution:

We peasants need a grocery getter. Here are my specs. 

Name: Responsible Car

Weight: 1500 lbs (We have the materials to do that)

Range: 300 miles per charge.

Motor and Transmission: 50 hp DC motor into a CVT transmission.

No regenerative braking. It's a bunch of BS that adds weight and complexity.

Body: Molded plastic. No BS paint job. 

Steering: Rack and pinion and no power assist. Not needed.

Brakes: Non powered  hydraulic disk. 

Suspension: Struts

Battery: Solid state

Charging Time: Under 5 minutes, solar roof assist optional solar carport.

Cabin climate control: Heat pump for cooling and heating. Heated seats when it really cold outside.

Infotainment Center: Infotainment centers should be illegal. 

Maintenance and Repair: Because there will be plenty of working room you average shade tree mechanic can do most repairs with basic tools that come with the car. 

Here is how we design and build it. We gather a group of academics and grease monkey for common sense. One reason cars suck so much today is that automotive engineers are arrogant assholes who never got their hands dirty and they listen to slacker CEO bean counter types who are under no pressure to be good at what they do. No welfare for the filthy rich within Responsible Car. 

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Now for the Grid.

With current technology a 100 square mile photo voltaic panel will power the US and liquid metal batteries will store that power. Building one giant solar panel is nearly as stupid as Trump's wall and Eric and Donald Jr. What we can do is build 3 north/south light rail lines. One on the West coast, one along the Mississippi and one on the East coast. The East coast one won't go to Florida. Fuck them and besides we don't want those turds coming to the Northeast. 

When the tracks are laid we cover them with a canopy of 30' wide solar panels. Substations will store the power. This will probably generate 200% more than our power needs and we can sell the rest to Canada and Mexico. 

Relying on industry is dumb and dangerous. The responsibility of a business is to make profit, it is not the well being of other humans. To them, we peasants are disposable. Most factory workers will tell you the same. Ask the slaves who work for Apple and evil Tim Cook. He needs a long vacation of water sports at GTMO. Maybe Dead Eye Dick Cheney could help with that.

If I were in your position I would tell the Trump mob to, smoke more and eat more junk food. I would also tell them that I don't want their votes. They put their trust in a scumbag who cheated on all his wives and raped kids. Anyone who would support a womanizer, traitor, liar and pedophile is worse than that liar, pedophile womanizer, and traitor. Trump can't help what he is. MAGAts choose their depravity. 

Come out swinging.

I hope you found this entertaining if not helpful. I am full of good free advice. Stay in touch Senator.