Hydroxychloroquine: How It Could Cause Trump's Death

Serious Side Effects of Hydroxychloroquine

Call your doctor right away if you have serious side effects. Call 911 if your symptoms feel life threatening or if you think you’re having a medical emergency. Serious side effects and their symptoms can include the following:

If Trump has serious side effects Whitehouse staff should ask Melania first if they should call 911. If she's not available they should ask Kellyanne Conway to determine if they are alternative side effects. After that they should ask Rush Limbaugh if the side effects are caused by the liberal media. This should only take an hour or so. 

A call to Televangelist Jim Bakker should be place before 911 is called so that Dr Jesus can heal Trump.

When paramedic arrive they should be questioned by Secret Service agents before getting access to the president.

• blurred vision or other vision changes, which may be permanent in some cases (Since Trump can barely read this is not a problem)
• heart disease, including heart failure and issues with your heart rhythm; some cases have been fatal (You can bet that fat boy Trump is a prime candidate for a fatal heart attack.)
• ringing in your ears or hearing loss (This is not a problem since Trump never listens to anyone but his ignorant self.)
• angioedema (rapid swelling of the skin)
• hives (It would be nice to see Trump itching like a flea infested dog)
• mild or severe bronchospasm (It would be nice watching Trump gasp for air.)
• sore throat (Maybe then he's shut his lie hole.)
• severe hypoglycemia 
• Symptoms of hypoglycemia are sudden and range from mild to severe:
  • Excessive sweating (Trump sweats like a pig.)
  • Tiredness, lightheadedness (We know Trump already has fat-headedness.)
  • Feeling dizzy and weak
  • Being pale (How can we tell with Trump's orange spray tan.)
  • A sudden feeling of excess hunger (Trump is always eating like a pig.)
  • Increased heart rate (With all the Adderall he snorts his heart is probably beating at 180 BPM)
  • Blurred vision
  • Confusion (Trump is already as confused as his  supporters.)
  • Irritable or nervous (Trump is naturally irritable and nervous.)
  Symptoms of hypoglycemia during sleep include:
  • Having nightmares (Trump is a nightmare.)
  • Crying in sleep (Trump is a crybaby.)
  • Excessive sweating so as to dampen your clothes (Like when he pisses his diaper?)
  • Feeling tired, irritated or confused after waking up
  Severe cases can lead to:
  • Convulsions/seizures
  • Delirium (He's been delirious most of his life.) 
  • Fainting
  • Loss of consciousness
  • Death (Oh happy day!)
• unusual bleeding or bruising (Yippee, maybe he'll bleed to death.)
• blue-black skin color  (No way to tell with all his orange clown make up)
• muscle weakness
• hair loss or changes in hair color (I don't think it would affect clown hair.)
• abnormal mood changes (How can anyone tell the difference? Trump has every mood disorder in the book.)
• mental health effects, including suicidal thoughts (As the Nike ads say, "Just do it!)

Warnings for other groups

For pregnant women: This drug should be avoided in pregnancy. Some studies show that the medication can be passed through the mother’s bloodstream to the baby.

Talk to your doctor if you’re pregnant or plan to become pregnant. This drug should only be used during pregnancy if the potential benefit justifies the potential risk.

If you become pregnant while taking this drug, call your doctor right away.

For women who are breastfeeding: Small amounts of this drug pass through breast milk, but it’s not known what effect this may have on a child who is breastfed. You and your doctor should decide whether you’ll take this medication or breastfeed.

For seniors: This drug is processed by your kidneys. Older adults with reduced kidney function may not be able to process this drug well, which can increase the risk of side effects, including vision damage. Older adults may require more frequent eye exams while taking this drug to monitor for signs of vision damage.

For children: This drug can be dangerous to children. Accidentally swallowing even just a few tablets can lead to death in a small child. Keep this drug in a child-resistant bottle out of reach of children.

Children shouldn’t use this drug for long periods. Children taking this medication for a long period of time may experience permanent damage to their vision and other side effects.

Disclaimer: Our goal is to provide you with the most relevant and current information. However, because drugs affect each person differently, we cannot guarantee that this information includes all possible side effects. This information is not a substitute for medical advice. Always discuss possible side effects with a healthcare provider who knows your medical history. 

Since Trump knows more than anyone he won't be listening to his doctor and that's a good thing. Maybe America will get lucky and he will keel over while debating Biden.